A BOOK WRITTEN BY, LIKE, FIFTEEN PEOPLE, ON THE SCHOOL EMAIL, DURING THE SCHOOL DAY, THROUGHOUT ONE AND A HALF YEARS. SORRY, PRINCIPAL WATSON.

CONTAINING CARNEGIE MELLON LECTURES, PIZZERIAS, FACELESS BUNNY ANIMATRONICS, DOORNAILS, TAPEWORMS, KIDNAPPINGS, RETIREMENT PARTIES, WEDDINGS, CHESSBOXING, OLYMPICS, AND THE PREVIOUS NIGHT GUARD BURIED UNDER THE OAK TREE OUT FRONT, THIS BOOK IS SURE TO ENTERTAIN THE FIFTEEN PEOPLE WHO WROTE IT AND CONFUSE EVERYBODY ELSE.

WHILE PRINTED COPIES ARE LIMITED, YOU MAY MAKE YOUR OWN WITH THE E-BOOK AND COVER PROVIDED. (WE SUGGEST USING BARNES & NOBLE PRESS!)

E-BOOK (WRITTEN BY AYDEN LY, HENRY MARSHALL, REHAAN MENON, SACHIN POTLURI, EVAN YATES, DANIEL MIER, SHAKTI SRIDHAR, IAN VEGA, SOPHIA ARENAZ, KADAN HUYNH, JAIRO JARQUIN-HERRERA, RITTA FLORES, AND SOPHIA "VICEROY" JAVIER, WITH SUPPORT FROM ANDREW ARACKAL, KHOI NGUYEN, TAYEBA HUSSAINI, AND JOOHEON LEE)

COVER (ART DRAWN BY AL "DIAMONDPICKAXE36" PEREZ, EDITED BY AYDEN LY)